The great thing about sex besides the orgasms , of course is that if you make a mistake or something awkward happens, you can always laugh about it later. Have you ever given a blow job in an Uber and lost your nose ring? What about doing it in a J. Crew bathroom while the clothing attendant was right outside?
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She technically succeeded, but she lost her balance in the process and fell onto my face like a hammer hitting a nail. It completely killed the mood for both of us, but we had a pretty good laugh about it after. After about 30 seconds of uncomfortable shifting, she asked to move to the other side. I immediately asked her, " You aren't ambi-dick-sterous? It was a documentary about excavating something in England, and they were finding older and older stuff as they kept digging.
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I guess all the motion was moving me around and my whole left leg dropped off the end of the bed. My penis basically popped out of her vagina I swear I basically heard a popping noise and the whole thing basically flung my semen all over her mirror. We laughed about it a lot. It only cracked some plastic on the bumper though.
But when you start getting down and dirty you soon realize things do not always go to plan. Sex is first and foremost a vulnerable moment for every couple, when you throw in little accidents and embarrassing moments into the mix the outcome is bound to be hilarious. Especially when the passion and sexual tension are at their peak. Others have had it worse and still find the humor in it, so you can thank us later:.